Tuesday, August 31, 2010
The Inaugural Post!
It is fitting that as I write the first post in the brand new Russhole blog that Russ would be in the path of 3 hurricanes, a volcano and be suffering from a mysterious groinal issue... It is just the way his life goes... Anyway, we built this part of the site to allow you (our wonderful users) to post your own weird, disturbing experiences with Russ or creatures similar to him.
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i am the russ!! the russ i will be... you will find that the stories you have read are greatly pretended i am a humble man of 49 years old trying to take care of my kids and three grand children...love my kids and love jesus... you need to get a life !!! grow up... i have a well established buisness, and am doing great for myself and family. this is one mans attempt to try and destroy the life that i have achieved
ReplyDelete.. what started out as fun and games has turned into melishous acts that i will have no part of...no one can mess with my family !!! remember that!! if you enjoy this website i understand this is funny .. but also false and only hurting and causing stress on myself who is doing quite well.. not to mention my family and grand kids that might read these lies in the future ... any true brother that was loving would not treat another brother like this.. do unto other what you would want done to you... carma is a bitch
Okay Russ, you little sniveling worm. Let me make this perfectly clear: Nobody is trying to destroy your life or harm your family. This website is full of TRUE stories (yes you big dummy, we have plenty of witnesses) and it was created and is still maintained through brotherly love towards you. Quit being a self-absorbed diva and get a grip.
ReplyDeleteYour exasperated brother.
I love my brothers. Please wait while I PUKE!! Sincerly Harry Scrotum.................
ReplyDeleteThe Wife of Russ- Maybe it is time to get ride of all this stupid nonsence and grow up..This upsets my husband and he has stated he is done with the games & only wants peace in his life. A good friend, brother would respect his wishes and get ride of all these sites/blogs for good.. You are the only one to prove your friend ship skitter..Maybe this is the time to wipe it clear from all of our lifes!!! Thanks Mrs. Russell Reed :) ENOUGH
ReplyDeleteRuss neighbor 61
ReplyDeleteI know who yo are and saw what you did!!!!!!!
The pool is a beautiful thing. Thank you
Sincerly
Russneighbor61
Ok, everyone just calm down and take deep breath...
ReplyDeleteRuss has not actually posted anything on this blog yet. It was an imposter. I have verified this with the actual Russ.
As for the later "Russ wife" posting, that appears somewhat legitimate.
While the entire staff of the Russhole, the Russ Institute and other Russ-related industries disagree with her stance, we will allow the post to remain online to show brotherly respect even in the face of adversity.
I take you Russ. You infidel. I buy prank and destroy you. I not like whining and crying. My people are at WAR. We not cry. But you will!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your time
Ackmed
Valley girl
ReplyDeleteRuss I just love your web site. And look forward to spending time with you. See you soon.
Valley Girl
Hey! Valley girl why do you want RUSS. I have much more to offer. See you at the pool.
ReplyDeleteHarry Srcotum
Hey Russ! Why bother with "Valley Girl". I can give you all you can handle! ;-)
ReplyDeleteValley Guy
Ackmed the Libyian said...
ReplyDeleteI have read about you. Now you have pissed me off! I not take this laying down. I take you and twist you up like pretzel. then let valley guy have his way. How you like me now.
Thank you very much. Ackmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wow Russ! You have such a smooth head! I really like it! Please contact me!!!
ReplyDeleteValley Guy
Oh Russ. Gag me with a spoon. All this talk is really turning me on!
ReplyDeleteValley Girl
Ackmed the Libyian said...
ReplyDeleteHello Russ. I look very much forward to JIHAD on you. I take this very much to heart Russ. When weapon goes off. You know that Ackmed smiles.
Thank you very much.
Ackmed
Hey can't we all just get along.
ReplyDeleteValley Girl call me.
Harry Srotum
Look here "Ackmed", that is MY Russ and you better not damage my Russ! I will call Dick Cheney (a member of the Russ nation and long-time Russ admirer) and have him speak to a few of his buddies at the pentagon and before you know it, your little group of huts will become a giant radioactive parking lot! I am warning you, leave my Russ alone!!!!
ReplyDeleteAckmed the Libyian said...
ReplyDeleteHello to you very much Mr.Prickman? I take your Russ and cut off his big toe. I not try to destroy Russ. But try to teach him lesson. You not piss off the Ackmed!
I think I might of had a bit of a accident in the pool. Sorry Russ!
ReplyDeleteAmellio Crapman
Yuck Amellio
ReplyDeleteWe might be room mates. But you should have stayed home if you where sick. I wont skinny dip with you again.
Russ neighbor 61
Look... It's Monday morning and I had a hard weekend. Now I gotta put up with idiots like Amellio! This job sucks! I respect the Russ Institute and thank them for my salary but really they don't pay me enough to do this.
ReplyDeleteHey Mr.Prickman
ReplyDeleteI am a top scientist at the Russ Institute. And we have secretly tested the chemical balance and PH factors in the Russ pool. We have found it to filthy for swimming or any other recreational use.
This is a public service message.
Thank you.
Dick Cuttler
I want to meet you in person Russ! Lets hook up at the Starbucks on Eureka/Market St. at 6pm on Friday. I promise to be GOOD! ;-)
ReplyDeleteValley Guy
Daer Russ: Greteings Russ. My name is Tyronesia. I work in the diamond fileds of Africa. I'm the HNIC of all the field Negros. Stumbled upon yoru post by accidnet eating dinenr of Fri’Chickenisha and soht a laod of coefee out my nose redaing this site. Hahahaha. My Graet graet grandfahter Chief Mobooto has letf to me many trinkets and Gold Im tyring to get out of the contry. I was hoeping you mabye could help? If you could help me get my duaghter to the United States of America I will geiv to you 2- milion american dollras. Duaghter very strong and wrke hard in diamond mine. Will clean hosue and can cook for you Brother Russ in America. Please let Mobooto konw soon. Boat leaving for America with refugees nex weak. Sincerely....yourr african brother Tyronesia.
ReplyDeleteDear Russhole: Hello, my name is B.J. Titsangolf. While recently diving for Gold in Lake Shasta my wife Carmen (haha, appropriate name for a bitch who only seems to like cars and men) seems to have found your wife's teeth? We looked for the rest of her body but could only find the teeth. Evidently, evidence would suggest she's been down there for quite some time now as the only thing left were the teeth. This murder obviously occurred some time back. I have the teeth in my possession. If you don't want me contacting the Redding police I suggest we get together soon to discuss your options. Where do you suggest we meet?
ReplyDeleteSincerely
B.J. Titsangolf.
Wow! This job gets more disgusting by the day! I know that the Russ world is a dark, creepy place but please keep the profanity down to a minimum. Think of the multitudes of Russ children and siblings!!!! I need a drink...
ReplyDeleteAfter all you guys have pulled and I can't post my video to share a bit of Russ's World. Shame shame shame.
ReplyDeleteSincerely
Jack Mehoff
Mr. Mehoff, while the Russ Institute (our sponsor) tries to understand the revolting nature of the Russ world and allow people to vent their frustrations and anger at Russ for his sometimes outrageous behavior, we cannot allow extremely vulgar material on the site. Russ has way too many children, siblings and innocent victims that could be harmed. Thanks for your understanding and we do welcome your postings!
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Russ:
ReplyDeleteI work for a government agency investigating unpaid personal income tax. Your name was provided to me recently by an anonymous sender. At this point the investigation has not become official. I'm working this on my own private time but, you are a person of interest. Should my findings be conclusive I shall provide you my name & official letter, letter head & documentation from our Redding office. The sender implied you have been hiding independent contractor assets to purchase a home, car, boat, facial-reconstruction surgery, beauty supplies, parlor appointments, fury animals, pool party's, beer, cigarettes, sexual aids and pornography. We understand you have 2-children, love dogs and are married to a Shih Tzu.
Apparently Mr. Russ, it is alleged you have been living the "high life" and not being entirely truthful in your earnings statements, thus avoiding true personal and business income tax for the past 20 years. This is an ongoing problem in the United States. Aforementioned people taking advantage of the system always wind up incarcerated in the end. These people are a drain on our society and way of living which is part of our current economic situation. Incarceration is expensive for the tax-payer but we've found it makes the rest of your neighbors honest and, after deciding to take a drive last week to your residence and personally seeing your Houseboat should I find the accusations in the anonymous letter I received here in our Redding Office 7-15-2011 to be truthful and correct rest assured this office will make an example of you Mr. Russ.
Sincerely.....
Hi Russ. I wish I could go swimming with you. But Amellio crapman is allergic to peanuts. I think that's why he got so violently sick in your pool! Yuck! Change the water and we can hook up. Love Russ neighbor 62
ReplyDeleteOh no that explains the rash on my testicals. I am allergic to peanuts. Amellio please stay out of the Russ pool.
ReplyDeleteHarry Srotum
Public Service message.
ReplyDeleteThe Russ institute has taken a second water sample from the Russ pool. Bacteria levels are off the chart.
Go in at your own RISK!
Dick Cuttler
Ackmed the Libyian said...
ReplyDeleteI find you more and more disgusting Russ! I not no when I strike you down.... But I know you truly you are INFIDEL..Ackmed comes soon. War War War. Thank you.
sincerely
Ackmed
Oh Russ
ReplyDeleteI will protect you. Just come over baby!
Like why not. Lets rock.
Valley Girl
Dear Valley Girl: I am the Russ doctor and must warn you to stay away from the Russ if you value your health. The Russ has several issues we're currently working on i.e. The Russ patient is tearful and crying constantly. He also appears to be depressed but without a history of any suicide. Healthy appearing decrepit 49-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. Russ has no rigours or shaking chills, but his wife states he was very hot in bed last night. The Russ also suffers from Occasional, constant infrequent headaches and appears to be numb from the toes down. Russ's latest Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. His skin is pale but present. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized but lab tests indicated abnormal lover function. The Russ Patient has two 20-something children, but no other abnormalities. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. You've been warned!
ReplyDeleteSincerely
Doctor #7
Pelican Bay Rat Man
ReplyDeleteI'm lookin to get me some of that RUSS!!
Where is everybody? You didn't meet me Russ. That disappoints me.
ReplyDeleteValley Guy
Special offer!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOne hundred dollar reward. For anyone who can find the RUSS penis. Just call 1-800-cut-offs
extension -lost
The Russ Institute
Dick Cuttler
Hey Mr. Cuttler I believe you owe us a $100.00 bucks. We currently have possesion of the penis at Pelican Bay Prision. We are very disapointed. I'll be callen you soon.
ReplyDeletePelican Bay Rat Man
My name is Shawneequa and I remember a man named Russ when I was about 18-years old and lived in the apartments on Saginaw which is next to C st. He lived a couple blocks over and I'd babysit his little girl but I don't remember her name. He was an old man and very nasty. He was always drunk and would flash his penis at me when I was in their pool. Anyway this was a really long time ago. It was about the same time the aliens first started coming into my bedroom late at night. They took me away in their spaceship and did nasty things to me but it all started with Mr. Russ. The nightmares went on for years. My life was never the same after meeting that nasty man and I hope his penis falls off.
ReplyDeleteDear Shawneequa:
ReplyDeleteThis is the Russ doctor (doctor #7). You possibly may have our Russ confused with another Russ. There are many Russ's in the world. I have personally seen the Russ penis (which is not visible to the naked eye) using a Magnetron 7000 microscope. This is the only way humanly possible to view the Russ penis. I have treated Russ for crabs many times in the past and one single crab could make a complete dinner out of the Russ penis which is why I have now given Russ an ample supply of crab cream to apply at the very first sign of any itch.
Best Reguards
Doctor #7
Cindy said...
ReplyDeleteI used to go swimming in Mr. Russ's pool and thought I had witnessed the same thing as Shawneequa but later learned the long white cylindrically shaped object with the little pee hole in it's end was not Mr. Russ's penis but was actually the end-tube to Mrs. Russ's douche bag. Mr. Russ had many toys he liked to play with in the pool.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteIt's true. I saw Russ climb out of a monkeys BUTT for no apparent reason. Another time I saw RUSS crawl in. I also saw RUSS having sex with a hairy Alien creature. I walked up to him and said what are you doing. RUSS said getting ready to climb up a monkeys BUTT.
Marty fly
Dear Mr. Russ: The results from your last set of tests are in and I've found the following; According to your friends and neighbors you won't ever shut up. The constant Sniveling and Whining is a direct result of your Erectile Dysfunction. May I suggest you get rid of the "Shih Tzu" and get yourself a "Penthouse Magazine". Let me know if this doesn't help? Also....Your Extreme Stupidly is a direct result of dying starved brain cells. My suggestion is to feed your brain (get a Hustler (may I suggest a past copy of "scratch 'N' sniff" September 1993). Your hair may return after doing this. Your starving brain cells have resorted to eating your hair which is why you are now bald and....this of course has lead to the Terrible Flatulence you've complained about. The body has a difficult time digesting hair. The next stage of this disease is "hair balls". Please call my office to make an appointment a.s.a.p. so we can discuss your "Very Wobbly Backbone"
ReplyDeleteSincerely
in good health
Doctor #7.
I had the pleasure of meeting Russ recently when he painted my parents house. After finding out I'm a 3rd. year law student at Chico State he confided in me this ongoing harassment and I've agreed to help him.
ReplyDeleteYou have no right to use any likeness of Russ and I'm speaking about the pictures of Russ. I will be helping Russ to file the proper paperwork Monday morning. We plan on suing in the amount of 500,000 dollars for defamation of character. A joke is one thing but this has gone on long enough. Both the Oregon State Police and the Redding Marshalls office have both been notified. Should either of you try to contact my client you shall both be promptly arrested for the documented ongoing harassment.
Thank-You and
Have a Nice Day.
You can explain it to the Judge.
I realize it has been awhile since my last post but I have been very busy at the Russ Institute. We are developing a new super crab killer formula and it has been a strain on my schedule. However, I felt that I must address the last post from "3rd Year Law Student" in the interest of truth and justice. The experienced legal team at the Russ Institute has already researched this issue thoroughly and this bonehead has no case whatsoever. We WELCOME going to court so that the truth cam finally be told regarding the emotional abuse and violent disregard for friendship that Russ displays towards his loving, caring brothers can finally come to light. We look forward to seeing you in court!
ReplyDeleteRuss knows what he signed. You have no right to use his picture. This will not hold up in court. Don't forget the fact what Russ signed was signed under duress of another threatened "nuking".
ReplyDeleteRuss told me it would not even matter if you took this web-page down. His intention's are to sue you or get a public apology. After seeing what you've done to this man I'm more than happy to help and I'm quite a bitch as you'll soon see. I can't wait.
Trust me, Daddy and his partners will not let me lose. I'm Daddy's girl. I will destroy you but not before embarrassing you in front of everyone. You may think I can't practice law in the State of California but you are wrong. I only can't charge Russ.
Hey Dumbass, did you ever consider that all of the pictures are public domain now and we can use them anytime and as much as we want? They have been circulating (with the full knowledge and permission of Russ) for years.
ReplyDeleteAlso, did Russ inform you that he is part owner of the Russhole? Did he inform you that there are three other owners? I doubt that he mentioned those details. Good luck in getting anything out of any of us!
Yawwnnnn. I'm going back to the Russ Institute and work on the real issues that effect our Russ.
Well the fact remains Russ has asked you to stop many times and you haven't. Now that you have resorted to calling me names Daddy has forbidden me to go any further. Daddy hates bullies and said he'd help Russ. He's talking to a Judge right now. They play golf together. Daddy knows everyone downtown. I also know you called Russ after telling you not to. Russ recorded the call. You are the primary reason for this horrible website. Russ has never paid you a penny. You are going to be fined and when you can't pay you'll go to jail. Daddy always wins.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice day.
Hey you bitch. Like don't act like such a bad ass. RUSS will be mine. Get in line you prissy little wanta be lawyer. See you soon Russ. Gag me baby!!
ReplyDeleteValley Girl
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ReplyDeleteBald women are ugly. This is why when I grow up I want a hairy woman. A woman who can keep me warm at night. I want a woman with lots and lots of hair. I want my woman to grow a mustache. She's gotta be tough to. She needs to be able to fight. She's gotta swig whiskey and count cards. She has to know how to fish and wrestle hogs. I want a woman who knows how to live off the land. I want a woman in combat boots who enjoys watching gay male porn and isn't afraid to admit it.
ReplyDeleteI'm a very large Black Man with a nice roll of tar paper down south of the border. I'd b in the middle of a sexual change. Nice ta ta's, smooth legs but the tar paper come's off next week. Just another black man living in a white mans world; living in a white mans neighborhood and working at a white mans bank. I think I'm turning white as I've forgotten how to jive. This brother be eating tube steak for lunch in his Cadillac trying not to spill that precious secret sauce my daddy taught me about back when I was knee high to a collard green. Nothing better in this ol life than tube steak, collared greens and a quart of Colt .45 Malt Liquor.
ReplyDeleteHow's about having a little drink with me Mr. Prickman.
Speaking from experience I've entered into the russhole twice back in 1985. It happened by chance on an Island somewhere near the waters of Lake Shasta. It was a fairly private erotic encounter while hunting for firewood. Innocently enough while toking my bong on the hunt for said firewood I happened upon a young blond haired man full of lascivious curls. It was the most beautiful head of locks I'd ever seen on a young skinny lad. He was gathering firewood to. Everyone had a bar-b-que going that night. When our eye's met I asked if he'd care for a hit of my Humboldt green and he returned the favor with a nice line of fine white power I thought smelled like dirty socks!! I said what the hell was that and the young blond curly haired lad said you'll seeeeee and with that he turned around and dropped his shorts flashing me his skinny little ass. I immediately sprung the biggest hard on I'd ever had. What can I say. It was intense. It was magical. It was sweaty and hairy. It was animal like. It was the white power! I drilled him till he started screaming Uncle Wookie .......? I never met his Uncle Wookie. I pulled out and wiped my pecker clean with some nearby leaves and left. I did not see the Lad again till Sunday morning when we had our 2nd. encounter however he was not alone this time. He was with a very hairy creature who I think was his Uncle Wookie. Anyway that's another story for another time.
ReplyDeleteTo Whom-ever this may concern: Did you know, Germany has legalized bestiality. It's true. In Germany it's now legal to have sex with your beast. No more having to hide these un-natural desires. If you don't have a beast and it's fur you're looking for you can now rent your darkest desire from more than a dozen different licensed, bonded and insured animal sex shops here in the Greater Downtown Area. Dogs, DE-clawed house cats, sheep, Wookie's and Chewbacca's, we carry a few hand picked genuine tijuana donkeys. Now....WARNING: These donkeys have on average a 15-inch penis which is sure to please the most discerning wife, mistress, mother brother or sister. 100% satisfaction guaranteed with only 1-complant in the last 12-months from the Russ Family of Redding, CA. Apparently there was a misunderstanding on our menu....Wookie's and Chewbacca's only come Ala-cart...you can have one but, you can't have both at the same time. The maid complains about all the next day hair so we had to limit this item to Ala-cart only. We apologize for any misunderstanding or inconvenience and if you just mention Russ at your next visit, we'll happily give you a 20% discount on your next DE-clawed house cat experience. Meow.
ReplyDeleteMr. Prickman: The accuser of our brethren, the adversary, the angel of the bottomless pit, the enemy & father of lies, such a liar and murderer, the prince of this world, the wicked one---Satan himself i.e. Abaddon (Apollyon) thanks you for your recent presidential vote. It will be our little secret...the "big guy" will never know.
ReplyDelete